SO my plan of uber awesome dicotomy is..........MARY KAY CHOPPER!!!!!!!! dunno if this idea has already been done but i think this needs to be done........ get the biggest most stretched out chopper that sits nice and low with hugeass loud pipes and ape hangers with loads of chrome.....and then have it painted powder pink with ghost painting of cosmetics and stuff with pink leather saddle bags with pink rhinestones for the samples and have those loud pipes have something that injects a perfume into the exhaust.......dress up in torn acid washed denim thats dyed pink.....mostly have pink rhinestoned biker clothes............ROCK anyways i have to eat food i may edit this more later
Tags:mary kay Current Location:hotel Current Mood: hungry Current Music: lou laughing and ac
AND NOW I RIDE.......ROCKING OUT WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE AND MORE CHEEEEEEEEEESE AND I LIKE THE BIKE I WAS RIDING.......cept its a 124cc......who knows but its a kawasaki elimiator, which is a tiny tiny cruiser....but it really is my size.....i suck at stopping though, i keep stalling out and crap cause i forget about the clutch and then the idol was set funny and yea and stopping.....bah YAY MOTORCYCLES well i should call the bossman and tell him about
Tags:motorcycle gooooo Current Location:couch Current Mood: hyper Current Music: CAPT RON
I AM TAKING CLASSES FOR MOTORCYCLES AND IT ROOOOOOCKS WITH FACE MELTING GUITAR SOLO........WITH CHEEEEEEEEESE...........gotta stop playing rock band.....which has the added plus of guitar solos and added points for doing them well.....and the ability to change the sound.....still think i like guitar hero overall, the notes come at you better and there is more of a story with guitar hero which doesn't have really a story at all, but again rockband is awesome to play with friends, even with two people i think its more fun but yay motorcycles, i start the driving range tommorow so im excited about that.....i will let you all know if i fail......cause ihave this big fear of not being able to shift gears..
Current Location:couch Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: ....celtic stuff mom has on....i think its alester fraiser...and some bass chick
So my first idea is to have a American Gladiators style competition between professional athleats and prison inmates and have called Pros and Cons........remember puns are for children not groan men
and plan number two is actually sorta taken from stephen wright (that might not be how you spell his name) but my plan is to when i have a kid make their first word be "quote".....and let them know that was my intent so that the know before right before they die they should say "end quote"
thats pretty much it...tattoos itch, and i have discovered if i look down at the devil she looks up at me....like really locks eyes with me......my tattos are awesome and starting to talk to me
Tags:puns Current Location:home Current Mood: punny Current Music: weinerdog and mutt locked in epic battle
So today while at work, some of you have already heard this madness but tough shit. Today at work i started thinking about the wizard of oz (was listening to pink floyd's dark side of the moon) and scarecrow....in the movie scarecrow is ripped to shreads (and they tore off my legs and threw them over there....) BUT he didn't die....(this also came from a robot chicken clip of OZ where scarecrow was in prison and was stabbed and his straw came out and he died) so scarecrow is immortal....except fire...obviously cause he can't survive when reduced to ash....SO why wasn't scarecrow bent on world domination in that the only thing that can destroy him is fire, and all he needs to do is keep water with him....then somebody pointed out that that the tinman is probibly also immortal,and the only thing that destroys him is water.....so there should be an epic battle between scarecrow and tinman....and then i realized that not only would tinman lose cause he's soft and weak, he's also brainless...which made me realize that tinman is heartless...with that definition shouldn't he also be like evil? and have like a tyranny of immortal tinmanness......and before you people point it out no the lion wouldn't be a candidate cause he's a big wuss
because i do this while watching tv there is always a commercial rant... tony sinclare must die....you know from those stupid gin commercials....i actually looked up to see who tony sinclare was and guess what...HE'S NOBODY they made him up for the commercials......new commercial....fat kids dancing....TRUFFLE SHUFFLE yay...cept it was negative commercial about smoking causeing fatness in kids.....but they were happy.....happy happy fat kids....ah well....
there was something else for here......if you never hear from me again i blew up my bank
new commercial....the ballpark franks one......the hand is freaky.....cause its a grownup mans hand coming out of 14 year old boys stomachs.........so wrong.....so terribly terribly wrong....
also the meet the spartians movie......they have rambo saying "say hello to my little friend" which wasnt a rambo line...it was from scarface......ALSO the most famious line from starwars isn't even in the movie.....darth vader doesn't say "Luke I am your father" Luke says to him "he told me enough, he told me you killed him" and darth vader says "no, I am your father"
does anybody know of a hatmaker? or at least a person who repairs vintage hats....i was thinking i may just put a cardboard support in there since it is already a paper base with.....possibly a felt type stuff but more likely clubbed baby seal.....i know im a monster....well when i got it mom was like "I think that might be baby seal" and i was like, its almost like moleskin.... and she was like yea thats what baby seal is like....and then i was like oh....well whatever, but now she's thinking it was like an antique velvet.....but now shes again saying bebbi seal ANYWAYS if i can get it repaired that would be superawesome, i could make it better myself OR i can take this antique hat decide its awesome and then buy one i don't care if i get smokey or squished or whatever......since i cared about that happening with the antique one and somebody still sat on it......it was already wrecked which is why i got it so cheap.....so after my slightly sleepy rant...we got a lathe for the jewelry shop....and its awesome, im also afraid we are gonna die.....not because of any particular incompitance but i mean really.....and since when do the chips ahoy commercials make ANYBODY wanna eat those, except for sickos.....like me......i mean the cookies are having lots of fun or have hopes of success and then they get taken away by a giant hand and die.........so sad.....don't care about wearing clubbed baby seal but i worry about the cookies....and lemmings....
edit.....its not clubed baby seal its silk velvit....SEXY well they were originally beaver hair....snicker.....i don think its course enough
editing my edit.....the beaver hair one i found looks alot like it.....SO it could be beaver....snicker again.....but im thinking more towards silk
SO I have been playing too much assasians creed....which is awesome....which is why im playing it so much but i have had dreams about having that awesome knife thinggy that he has in the game....which i REALLY want .... its cool the way he kills people with the flying and stabbing and stuff. ah yes....so if anybody know where i can get a cool retractable stabby knife wrist thinggy let me know....so i can....use it.....for stratigic sheep breeding purposes...
so the other thing i was gonna post about was a (what i thought) brilliant idea last night before i fell asleep. but this afternoon i thought about it again and it kinda sucked.....which makes me wonder, have i done too many drugs that i am having flashbacks to potheadedness, or did troublesome1drug my wine last night? or am i really that nuts.....ANYWAYS so here is the great (well notso great) idea since as eddie izzard puts it "i left it in, couldn't be buggered, besides it makes for 5 minutes of material" and the brilliant idea is.....SAMURAI GOLF..... every golfer gets a samurai who hangs out by the hole and tries to cut the ball in half....and maybe if the samurai manages to cut the golfball in half out of the air the golfer has to start all over again on that hole and keep all the points he has already accumliated....its not a HORRIBLE twist on the game but its not as super awesome as i thought last night....course i was really really tired so maybe thats why ithought it was a great idea
ah well not nearly as good as pirateing the cruise ship with children but what can you do if im always thinking up awesome ideas like that you people will feel so inadiquet you may cry, and i can't have everybody crying cause then i will drown in your tears.....
I have been feeling nostalgic recently, i went to visit my sister in radford and while i was there i went to the kung fu school i started at, and saw how awesome everybody is working to make it, and just the whole thing kinda made me miss the days of drinking and videogames and sometimes class. but my mom just was being nostalgic saying "gone are the days we would have snow days and frank and livie would come over and we would play games all day" to which i had to respond with "gone are the days when it would snow half an inch and we would all get very drunk and set off fireworks in the parking lot" makes my mother proud :) actually i have pomagranit wine and little indoor fireworks.........and the wake your neighbors songs
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